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Rea stood in front of the temporary council in their
open-air arena.
“Our food reserves are getting dangerously low. We won’t be
able to harvest for another five months. We need to find ways to import more
food.”
There was a commotion.
Thorn stood up. “What we need to do is spread the word that
we have money and trade goods. If we get a few people, human or not, interested
in selling their goods here, we won’t even have to try to procure food on our own.”
“That’s optimistic!” Pearl rose from his chair and slammed
his fist. “That’s just what you think.”
Thorn shook his head. “How much food reserves do we have?”
“Enough for one more week.” Rea read off of a piece of
paper.
“Then that’s good. I will send parties who will go into
various human cities, posed as adventurers, and spread rumors about a new civilization
in Farrow Dells.”
“Don’t you think someone else, someone less critical to the
running of our city, should go instead?” Cass stood up, his arms crossed.
“I believe this is something that I should send Aki to do. I
think she’s the best for the job.”
Rea sighed, sitting back down. “Election day is tomorrow.
Everyone, be ready.”
There were a few more items on the docket, but eventually
Thorn was able to return to Aki’s house and work on his pet project, the
printing press.
Sally followed Thorn into the house as well. She looked at
the unfinished printing press with awe.
“I don’t know how to read.” She hung her head. “I’m sorry.”
“We’ll have to set up a school system.” Thorn played with a bolt
on the printing press. “One of the positions on the election docket is master
of education. Whoever gets elected to that role will be the one to ask about
that.”
Thorn spent the rest of the day working with Aki on building
the printing press.
The next morning he got up early and headed to the town square.
The main courthouse and administrative building had not yet been completed.
Thorn watched as a trickle of people, and then eventually a flood, filed past
the election box with their tickets. Each person put in a single ticket with
their votes written on it. There were X positions to be filled. Two bodyguard
demi-humans in full armor followed him wherever he went.
[Would you like to utilize the fantasy abstractor?]
Thorn was used to hearing that voice in his head by now.
[Yes.]
[There are X positions on the docket. Senators: 11. Members
of the house: 9. Administrative duties: 4. Vice mayor: 1.]
Thorn sat down on a wooden chair and watched the process. By
noon everyone had cast their vote.
The counting of ballots was done by Aki, Ron, and Rea, as
the standing members of the Supreme Court. When they were done, they made the
announcements. Every seat had been filled.
Aki approached Thorn, trailed by the person who had won the
position of vice mayor. It was a bunny girl named Isabelle. She had brown fur
with white spots and long whiskers. She held out her hand.
“I am happy to be able to work with you.”
Thorn shook her hand. “Do you have any previous experience
in leadership?” He had been paying attention to the election, but her win was a
surprise to him.
Isabelle nodded. “Yes, sir. I was the leader of my tribe
before we were enslaved.”
Thorn nodded. “Good. I need to talk to you for a while to
establish our policy.”
“If you wish.” Isabelle and Thorn entered the newly
completed office wing of the main administrative building. He sat her down. Aki
watched, standing behind her. The two demi-human guards stood by the doorway,
holding their spears with sharp poise.
Thorn spent the next few hours reviewing his policy on everything
he imagined would be important. When he was finished he stood up and shook
hands with Isabelle. He left the office wing and returned to the half-done senate
building. There, he stood up on the stage and presented Isabelle. He also
greeted the new senators and members of the house, getting to know each of
their names. Finally, he introduced himself to the four administration members:
the education minister, the infrastructure minster, the policy minister, and
the chief of police. Everyone seemed to be cordial when they interacted with him.
Thorn sat everyone down and stood on the stage. “Thank you
for participating in this greatest of experiments.”
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Aki stood beside Thorn, wondering what his purpose really was.
As his first companion, the one who met him when he had first appeared in this
world, she knew that she was the one who understood him most. And yet she didn’t
understand him at all. Why had he created a government that was going to phase
him out before long? Why did he insist on splitting his own powers instead of
consolidating it?
Aki didn’t understand at all. And yet she knew that Thorn
had the most interesting idea that had ever come out of humans: the idea that
commerce should be unrestricted and without limitation.
Frankly, she smelled treasure. And dragons loved treasure.
When Thorn’s speech was done, Aki returned to her small temporary
abode after making sure his guard consignment was properly organized. She put a
kettle on the fire and sat down at her makeshift table. Eventually she would
cart all of her valuables to the city, but she needed a good hiding spot before
she would even consider moving her treasure. She was also very happy that Thorn
had never once asked her for a loan of any kind.
That was one of the reasons she followed him. That, and the
fact that he could uppercut her into the dream world if he wanted to.
The kettle whistled. Aki took it off and made herself some
of her favorite tea. She examined the newly built printing press as she drank.
There was a knock at the door. Aki stood up and looked
through the peephole. It was Rea.
Aki opened the door. Rea entered, brushing her feet on the
welcome mat. Rea looked at the tea on the table and sniffed. “Do you have any of
that Earl Grey left?”
“Of course I do.” One of Aki’s most treasured categories of treasure
was rare teas. And rare teas were meant to be enjoyed. She poured a cup of Earl
Grey for Rea. The two sat opposite each other, sipping their tea.
“I wonder when our first court case is going to happen.” Rea
sipped.
“Not for some time. We still need to establish a minor court.
We are the highest law in the land, after all.”
Rea chuckled. “Though it isn’t much of a land yet.” She put
her teacup down. “I think Thorn may be serious about sending you on a mission.”
“You think so?” Aki put her cup down as well. “There is the
food shortage. Do you think that’s what he expects me to fix?”
“He is very heavy on letting other people do the hard work.”
“I believe that it is better termed delegation and division
of labor. Let people do what they’re best at.”
Rea shrugged. “Well.” She stood up. “It was nice having tea
with you.”
“Goodbye.”
Rea left the house. Aki filled her teacup up with more tea. About
ten minutes later there was another knock at the door. Aki opened it.
Thorn stood in the doorway.
“How can I help you?” Aki ushered Thorn inside.
Thorn sat, holding his hands in his lap. “I need you to help
with the food problem. I believe that the best way to fix it would be to engage
private enterprise.”
Aki pursed her lips. Thorn was always talking about private
enterprise like it was some sacred cow. She did love treasure, but she was more
of the type to take what she needed, when she needed it. However, Thorn’s methodology
was an interesting one, and she wanted to know how it would all pan out.
“What do you expect me to do?”
“I’m gathering parties of adventurers.” Thorn cupped his
chin in his hands. “I’m going to send them across the human realm and have them
advocate for Farrow Dells and the Special Economic Zone by starting rumors. It
will be a grassroots campaign.”
“You want to increase this country’s renown?” Aki frowned. “Wouldn’t
the easiest way be to conquer and show our military might? You are powerful
enough to level a city, after all.”
Thorn shook his head. “I want my city built on trade and
commerce, not oppression and destruction. If I can get enough people interested
in making money here, then we can solve our food problem and all of our other shortages.”
“Okay.” Aki sipped her tea. “I think I can manage that.”
“I’m sending you to Albern. You’ll be going with two
demi-humans. They will be free, and you’ll make a point of that.”
“And? You want me to upend generations of prejudice against
demi-humans just like that?”
“No. It’s going to be a tough road.” Thorn stood up and
placed his hand on Aki’s shoulder. “And I think you can do it.”
Aki sighed. “Okay. I’ll try my best.”
Thorn nodded once. “I have other things to take care of. I’ll
send your companions to meet you as soon as possible. Until then you’re free to
do whatever you want.”
“About my position as a judge on this Supreme Court of
yours.”
Thorn stopped. “Yes?”
“What, exactly, are my duties?”
“It will be your decision to interpret the law when there is
a question regarding its implementation. Until we get such a question, you’ll
be free to do other things.”
“So you’re going to let the lower level judges handle normal
civil and criminal cases.”
“Exactly. I’ll put our city in your hands.” Thorn left the room
and closed the door behind him.
Aki sipped her tea. Well, there wasn’t too much that could
go wrong with this plan.
Ten minutes later there was another knock at the door. Aki
stood up and opened it.
A bunny person and a fox person stood in the doorway. Both
appeared extremely anxious, and Aki could smell their fear. She smiled
disarmingly. “Come in. Have some tea.” She sat them down around her tea table. “What
are your names?”
The male bunny person nodded his head. “My name is Jolly, ma’am.”
Aki replied in the demi-human trade language. “My name is
Aki. I’m a red dragon, but don’t let that get to you.”
The fox person, a female with exceptionally long ears,
bowed. “My name is Yeer.”
“Ah, that means “snowfall” in foxtongue.”
“Yes, it does.” Yeer bowed. “Thank you for taking us in.”
“What are your levels?” Aki had a diagnostic skill, but she didn’t
deem it to be worth the effort.
“I’m a level six sorcerer.” Jolly bowed.
“I’m a level two warrior.” Yeer bowed.
“I’m a level one hundred and seventy magic beast.” Aki grinned,
adding a bit of an edge to it.
Both Jolly and Yeer bowed repeatedly. “Yes, ma’am. Of
course, ma’am.”
“What I say goes.” Aki continued to grin. “Get it?”
“Yes.” Jolly and Yeer nodded.
“Good.” Aki stood up. “We’re leaving tomorrow at dawn. Take
care of whatever you have to, and meet me here an hour before the sun rises.” She
shood them out of her house, and sat back down with her teacup.
The meeting had gone quite well. She had instilled a fear of
her inside those two newborn adventurers. Now that they were part of her
treasures, she would do whatever she could to maintain that. They were living
beings, of course, and slavery was not allowed in the Special Economic Zone,
but Aki knew how to keep people in reverence of herself. She smiled, and sipped
her tea again.
Thorn. What a weirdo.
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