Monday, June 17, 2024

I played dwarven video games inside of my spaceship's arcade.

 So I've got this spaceship I call the Rabbit. It's a moderately sized example of a spaceship that I acquired from my collection of spaceships. I do have a rather large collection of those. 

Well, the rabbit had an empty space along its port side that had a window looking out from the ship's bottom. We measured it to be 145 feet long and 32 feet wide. We installed a coffee bar (totally free for anyone on the ship) and some arcade machines. 

Let me tell you about Dwarven arcade machines. They're mostly made of enchanted crystal. Each machine is painstakingly assembled by a team of Dwarven artisans by hand, sometimes taking over a thousand years on a single machine. The machines are powered by magic enchantments, each machine being a beautiful expression of gem art. They're also very heavy. 

I installed two systems in my arcade that were created by the dwarves. One is called "The Seven Sins of Melchizedek" and the second is "The Iron Hand." Both are very good game consoles. 

I also installed some elven machines in my arcade. They're made of flowers and sung into existence using the Elves' sing enchantment ability. They're pretty cool as well, the games being a system of plucking and moving flowers that represent various objects in the game. 

My ship, the Rabbit, has literally anything you could ask for. It's got a forge (for me, I forge weapons), it's got a bar, it's got bedrooms and gyms and a swimming pool. The estimated value of the ship and everything in it is about three billion dollars. I acquired it after I found it sitting in space as a space hulk. 

The ship is pretty fast as well. I'm a navigator, so that means that I can fly the ship under my own power. The ship can travel so much faster than light that it's actually pretty ridiculous. We've been all over the place. Manan, New Sigil, Batoor, and a lot of other places. It's really cool to go visit the various places in the universe. My ship facilitates that. 

Anyways, that about wraps everything up about my ship. I'll see you later. 

I just recently discovered what American football actually is.

The "Foot" in American football doesn't refer to the anatomical foot. It refers to the measurement foot. Like, everything in football is determined by how many feet you are from where you started. First down is at ten yards, and yards are three feet each. That's about all I have.